You are cognizant of the fact should you ever need my help I’m on standby, right? We live a far distance apart, but shout in my direction, and I’ll come running.
I’m not as fast as Hicham El Guerrouj, who set a record by running a mile in 3 minutes and 43.13 seconds. My fastest mile is a long, sweaty 12 minutes and 20 seconds. I crawl on asphalt tracks and treadmills, but if you need me, darling, I’ll be there in what will seem like a New York minute. I may not always have the answer you’re searching for, but I’ll always be close when you need me.
You can depend on it.
My day of competitive racing is over, but I am ever-ready to come support you.